LIFE LESSONS FROM YOUR DOG

When we're walking down the street together and we pass another dog, just let me smell that dog... Do I stop you from waving to your friends?


1	Don't take people too literally. My person kept saying he wanted me to learn a new trick, but when I made the cat disappear he was not amused.

2	Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

3	"Good dog." "Bad dog." Ya Know... sometimes we just want to be an "OK dog" and leave it at that!

4	Positive reinforcement is the best method of training. So When it looks like they're gonna give you a treat, do a trick. They seem to respond well to that.

5	How was I supposed to know you were only going to the bathroom? You close that door and for all I know you've stepped into another dimension! I mean....... my brain is the size of a tangerine, for cryin' out loud!

6	I promise to love, honor, and yes, obey you in sickness and in health till death do us part. You may nuzzle the hound......

7	Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet....Obviously, I have issues!

8	Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. If you leave the pantry open, kiss the cookies goodbye..

9	Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out! Exactly whose walk is this Anyway?

10	Now lay off me! We both know who's the boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?